Was Bore Performance Enhanced? HGH?

Rumors are circulating each day claiming Bore has been using performance enhancers. An unknown source reported the Bore has been purchasing HGH (Human Growth Hormone) off him for the last two months. The unknown source said this is the reason behind the sudden rise in Bore’s skill level. Bore was one of the worst players on the LRSD two months ago and now all of a sudden he’s money of the best players on the LRSD.  A friend of Bore’s said “If anything Bore was using Flax Seed Oil”. We reached out to Bore about this incident but he was not available for questioning.  More information will be available as soon as possible.

Bravo Team Battles! Feccy J Media Interview

Feccy J speaks out about the recent battles of Bravo Team!

Media: Feccy. How has the Bravo Team performed lately? We know recently they have been going off on their own and stepping out of the shawdow of Alpha Team. 

FECCY J:  Currently the Bravo Team is doing very well in Sabotage, recording a record of 12-2. FECCY J of course is preforming at the highest of levels.  Not many people can play at the level of FECCY J.  I think of myself as a super star that can’t be stopped on the field of battle. 

Meda: How are Nards and Bore doing?  We know these guys have been trouble in the past.  Are Nards and Bore following your orders?

Feccy J: Nards and Bore continue their arguing about pointless crap. It’s like dealing with two 5 year olds crying about none sense.  These guys will argue about a lot of nonsense and this can be a major distraction to the rest of the team.  This nonsense will not be tolerated on Bravo Team. The little bitches are doing push ups right now.

Media: Kill Tyrant returned to the LRSD for the first time last night, How did he perform?  Did Kill Tyrant have any battle rust?  Do you feel Kill Tyrant will be a good fit for Bravo Team?

Feccy J: As for Kill Tyrant welcome back and I got no complaints about him.  Kill Tyrants comes to work.  Kill Tyrant puts up quality performance after performance like he did last night going 57-10. Kill Tyrant is a great addition to the Bravo Team.  I only wish that Nards and Bore could fight like the Tyrant.

Media: How is LilCack holding up? Is he performing up to the standards you have set for Bravo Team?  Do you think he will ever be as good as the BigCack?

Feccy J: LilCack does what he has to do even though he has a “lil cack”. Maybe one day he will fill the shoes of BigCacks.  Right now LilCack really isn’t on BigCack’s level.  Give the kid a couple years he might be able to step out of the shadow of BobBigCack. 

Media: What are some of the negative things that are going on with the Bravo Team?

Feccy J: There are some negative things going on within B-Squadl.  Skippy has had enough of Bore. Skippy was quoted saying “Bores just gotta stop trying to talk shit and start listening, I’m fed up with this Sh*t and i don’t know what to do.”  We are just going to have to figure what to do with Bore, the self proclaimed Bravo Team leader of the future. Who knows we might just have to realease a secret video of Bore.  The video features Bore rubbing Hershey syrup all over himself in the shower (Feccy J laughs).  That might be the only thing to do at this point.  A little public humilation.

Bore Drops SkippyBoo! 10-5 Upset Special!

SkippyBoo has been angered by the recent rise of Bore and challenged him to a one on one battle last night. As the rest of the LRSD looked on SkippyBoo tried to go to work but was consistently denied by Bore. SkippyBoo was earlier quoted in saying “Bore is my Fu*king Kryptonite” and this remained true as Bore coasted to a 10-5 victory. Skippy fell behind early and could just never catch up. Bore used his improved accuracy (which he learned from watching GymboSlice HIghlights) to pick apart Skippy as Skippy ran for his life across the map. Bore was award an increase of 3 Mad Dog Madden Rating points and said he felt bad beating SkippyBoo like that. Skippy lost 3 Mad Dog Madden Rating points and vowed to rematch bore in the future and get his points back.

After the match team leader Spit Metal said “Skippy hasn’t been himself lately, he’s been very inconsistent”, All Star Gymboslice added “Skippyboo has always been hit or miss”. Co-Leader Jeffrosaw said he was surprised by the result and was quoted in saying “I can’t believe he got dropped by Bore. I’m not that worried though, Skippy wasn’t drinking his Jack. Skippy plays like the Jeffrosaw when he’s drinking his Jack Daniels”.

Bore’s rise up the ranks has been a pleasant surprise. Rumors are circulating that he wants to fight Feccy J for Bravo Team Leader. Bore was overhead saying “I am the best player on Bravo Team. Feccy J will be taking orders from me very soon”. Will Bore eventually battle for Bravo Team Leader?

Jeffrosaw Returns!! Plus Other LRSD News

Recently retired LRSD Co-Leader Jeffrosaw has just returned from retirement. The crazy war veteran returned and proved he still has the skills to play for a championship caliber squad like the LRSD. Jeffrosaw dominated several games last night as the Alpha and Bravo teams played together as one and dominated several squads. One team in particular was a team from Boston. The Boston Call of Duty Team could not compete with the LRSD and was dominated by the overwhelming fire power supplied by Alpha and Bravo fire squads. The Alpha and Bravo teamed worked together perfectly forcing teams into submission. Jeffrosaw put out an MVP caliber performance in his return to the squad but was very angry about his Mad Dog Madden Rating. Jeffrosaw rated an overall 81 in the May edition of the ratings was furious with his rating. Jeffrosaws performance probably earned him several Mad Dog Madden points. The new ratings will be released the last week of May. Jeffrosaw was quoted saying “An 81!! A Fu*king 81!! I’ll shove all 81 inches of my foot in your A**!! God Damn delusional son of a B*tches!!”. The council has released a statment saying “The Mad Dog Madden Ratings are computerized and if Jeffrosaw was not retired at the time of the Madden ratings were released the results could of possibly been different. If Jeffrosaw wants to have a better rating he’s going to have to battle with the LRSD and not on the underground circuit.”

Other News:

DiaperDandy returned off his 10 game suspension and didn’t show any ring rust. DiaperDany promised he will not throw dirt on the LRSD name again. Can Diaper stay out of trouble?

Magic Wooshy still missing in action. Wooshy was recently demoted to the Bravo Team has yet to show up for practice or games. The LRSD Council is considering several punishments and fines for Wooshy inexcusable absence. Wooshy has currently tallied up over 500 dollars in fines. When will Wooshy return?

Spit Metal has came in and replaced Mad Dog as the new LRSD leader. Mad Dog was old and washed up so this addition of Spit Metal could turn out to be the best thing to happen to the young LRSD squad. Spit Metal is old but his experience will help the LRSD, especially the Bravo Team. Would Spit Metal beat Mad Dog in a head to head battle?

Nardskilla has recently angered several members of his Bravo Team along with some Alpha Team Members. Leader of the Bravo Team Feccy J was quoted in saying “Nardskilla is not a Team player. Nards does not follow orders and runs off and dies too many time.” Captain SkippyBoo was quoted in sayiing “Nards either changes his attitude or he’ll be digging trenches with the Charlie Team. Captain lX P Xl said “Nards better shape up cause he ain’t worth a damn.” Will problems with Nardskilla continue?

Bore has performed well recently dominating SkippyBoo on several head to head altercations. Bore is rumored to be moving up the Mad Dog Madden rating cart. Rumor has it Bore could move up 2-3 rating points. SkippyBoo was quoted in saying “Fu*king Bore is my Kryptonite.” How high can Bore go?

Razorhead currently Charlie Team member performed well in battle in Team scrimmages. Razorhead played as a part of the Alpha Team in a nightly Alpha vs Bravo Team scrimmage and recorded a clutch performance. Razorhead wasted 3 members of Bravo Team to pull out a clutch victory. Razorhead could possible be awarded one Madden point for his efforts and stay slightly above the Mad Dog Madden rating minimum of 45. There is a rumor Razorhead was taking performance enhancers before the game that is why the game is currently being reviewed by the council. Did Razorhead use performance enhancers?

BobLilCack currently doesn’t want to be known as LilCack. He has recently submitted a review to the council to have his name changed. Will the council hear LilCack’s case?

HighFive was missing for several days. His Mad Dog Madden rating is rumored to be going down several points for his lack of games played. HighFive’s performance may not be down but his attendance has gone down. Attendance is a major issue facing HighFive and Spit Metal the new leader has not been satisfied with HighFives effort to attend Team Meetings and Battles. Is a possible demotion in the future of HighFive?

GymboSlice of course has dominated every game and could be in the running for the monthly MVP award. Gymboslice has shown versatility with many weapons proving again he is the most versatile and dangerous member of the LRSD. GymboSlice is rumored to be up for a 5 point Mad Dog Madden rating improvement. Can Gymboslice get any better?

Takedownspecial is rumored to be in contract talks with several other teams. Takedown is currently under contract with the LRSD for 3 more years. The council is investigating these rumors and discipline will be taken if necessary.

May 2008 Mad Dog Madden Ratings

MadDog Madden Ratings

LRSD - Alpha

TakedownSpecial - 95

GymboSlice - 90

HighFive87 - 91

HipHopJunky - 84

TheDiaperDandy - 88

BobBigCack - 83

Spit Metal - 93 ½

Jeffrosaw - 81

LRSD - Bravo

SkippyBoo - 81

StarNerd - 78

BobLilCack - 71

Feccy J - 74

Magic Wooshy - 72

lX P Xl - 80

Bore92 - 64

LRSD - Charlie

KillTyrant - 88

MadDog7 - 48 Needs Work

RazorHead - 45 Needs Work

Road Runner - 68

Dank - 65

Woodstocker - 67

Ink City - 45 Needs Work

 

Nardskilla 71

Individual Rating Scores for catagores will be released soon. These ratings are computerized by your online Call of Duty Stats. Here are catagories that make up the overall Mad Dog Madden Rating: Speed / Agility, Accuracy, Awareness, Discipline, Teamwork, Clutch, Demolitions, Assault, SMG, LMG, Sniper, Knife, Air Support, Friendly Fire (Negative Thing).

Mad Dog Madden Ratings Coming Soon!!!

The Mad Dog Madden Player Ratings for the LRSD will be released this week.  Stay Tuned for the first ever Mad Dog Madden Ratings!!!

Wooshy and Diaper Pulled Over!

Magic Wooshy and Diaper Dandy decided to go for an afternoon cruise and they were pulled over by the local police. Police did not reveal to the media why the young stars of the LRSD were pulled over but they did mention something strange about their IDs. For some odd reason Magic Wooshy and Diaper supplied the police with similar ID’s (pictured below). Wooshy and Diaper were let off easy with just a ticket. Leaders of the LRSD caught word of the two trouble makers actions and said this will be settled as an in house problem. The young stars were not punished enough by the local police but they will receive punishment from the LRSD. Off the record one of the Leaders said “These little shits will pay for their actions with push ups, push ups and more push ups.” Another leader said “These kids won’t be needing a car they will be running wherever they go.” Getting in trouble with the law comes at a nifty price in the LRSD. Diaper Dandy and Magic Wooshy will be suspended by the team for 10 games and fined 100 dollars each. Throwing dirt on the LRSD name will not be tolerated and neither will young ignorance.

Drama in the LRSD!!!

Lately their has been some drama in the LRSD. The Clan looks to be falling apart. Looks like Gymboslice will be terminating the Clan in the upcoming weeks if things can not stay a float. Jeffrosaw has been MIA, no one has seen from him or heard about his whereabouts. Takedownspecial has been sleeping, hes more like the Naptime Special. Magic Wooshy forgets to bring guns to battle, then he argues about it afterwards. Gymboslice forgets where to plant the bomb or when to plant the bomb I think hes going crazy. Hip Hop Junky has been acting as a spy killing his own teammates at crucial points in the game, then forgetting you have to kill the other team in order to win. Diaper Dandy has also been killing his own teammates to try and steal the glory of being clutch (MVP Style). High Five has been more like an illusion, you thinks hes got your back in the game but then hes not there. As for BobBigCack sometimes he just doesn’t bring enough ammo.

With all this drama circulating the LRSD it doesn’t look good for the squads future. Will the LRSD pull through this rough moment in time. Maybe Mad Dog had a point, maybe he was the glue that kept the clan together!!!

Mad Dog Bites Back!!!

Special exclusive interview with the Mad Dog himself as he takes a bite out of his old team and gives Jeffrosaw a piece of his mind. Mad Dog basically wasn’t happy with the team egos saying success was getting to the young LRSD squad. Mad Dog was quoted on saying “These guys don’t think they need the Mad Dog, they’ll see.”

Media: So Mad Dog first things first, What do you have to say in response to Jeffrosaw’s comments?

Mad Dog: First off Jeffrosaw although you may have some skill you ain’t the Mad Dog! Jeffro’s egos so big their ain’t enough room on the team for the both of us. He’s all crazy, always running in like a freak. I have to put a dog chain on his ass to stop him from dying. Jeffrosaw needs to take a chill pill hes always angry in the game bouncing in and out of battle, once Jeffro settles down he can be one of the best.

Media: Mad Dog do you have anything to say about the rest of the LRSD?

Mad Dog: Well actually I do. TakedownSpecial hes still a rookie, fresh out of college all of a sudden the kid thinks hes a pro (Mad Dog Laughs) . Takedown still needs to prove himself and show that he is a winner and a champion like Eli Manning did in this years Super Bowl. Until then he ain’t even a pimple on Mad Dog’s ass. (Mad Dog Laughs some more)

As for Magic Wooshy saying I yell at him too much about his sniping skills, hes right I do yell at him for his terrible sniping skills. If Magic Wooshy actually knew which end of the gun barrel the bullets came out of maybe then I’d let the kid snipe. DiaperDandy hes only good when he sweats. DiaperDandy plays better when the pressure is on and he actually has to “Do Work.”

Then you got HipHopJunky, who I like to call Mr. Sensitive. This kid doesn’t listen to anyone, he carries around 5 classes of sniper rifles and wonders why Mad Dog yells at him. Another nutcase is HighFive, depending on what time of the month it is determines his game play. Highfive spends more time crying then he does shooting. Atleast HighFive brought in a solid member like BobBigCack. BigCack’s good but hes got no experience we aren’t really sure if he can really bring it. Kid gets his experience up he might be as good as the Mad Dog.

Gymboslice says he’s the best at everything. He’s crazy he needs work on his search and destory skills. Kid doesn’t know where to plant the bomb, when to defuse the bomb or how to run with the bomb. Basically the kids a rookie when it comes to Search and Destory. Mad Dog made these clowns into ruthless killing machines and now they think they are all better then the Mad Dog.

Media: So whats in the future for the Mad Dog? Will you go back with the LRSD?

Mad Dog: Winning with my new team. Building another championship squad out of rookies. If the LRSD gets their shit together maybe one day Mad Dog will join them in battle once again.

Look for the video footage coming soon from HipHopJunky Productions!! Mad Dog refused to be photographed so we have no available pictures of the former LRSD member available.

Jeffrosaw Interview Preview

                                 

Jeffrosaw was interviewed late last night regarding the resignation of Mad Dog.  Jeffrosaw was fluster and angered about Mad Dog leaving the team at such a crucial moment. The LRSD was dominating the underground ranks and were contemplating going pro. Now the LRSD has gotten together and decided to go destroy the pro ranks Mad Dog or should we say “Sad Dog” resigns / holds out and wants a new contract. Whichever the case LRSD must either move on or pony up some cash to keep the Mad Dog happy.

Media: Jeffrosaw How important is Mad Dog to the LRSD? Is he worth a long term contract and signing bonus?

Jeffrosaw: Mad Dog may not be as good as the Jeffrosaw but he is the one who keeps the team organized and discipline, despite the undefeated record, Mad Dog challenges us to be better every time. Now without Mad Dog we will still be the ruthless killers of Call of Duty but the other teams might score like 50 more points a game. As for Mad Dog being worth a long term contract I’m not sure. Mad Dog’s 40 time has slowed drastically. Mad Dog’s shuttle run slowed by 3 seconds. Also Mad Dog’s power has fallen off a bit his bench press wasn’t what it use to be. Mad Dog can shoot, hide, yell and cover an area. We offered Mad Dog what we felt was in the price range for someone of his caliber and age.

Media: Do you feel Mad Dog will come back to the LRSD?

Jeffrosaw: Well If Mad Dog comes back hes gonna have to work his way back up the ranks. Thats how things work in the LRSD. You can’t just leave the LRSD and not expect their to be consequences. If Mad Dog wants to return to glory he will return to the LRSD and work his way up the ranks back to a spot on the starting line up. No one is bigger then the LRSD and no one is bigger then Jeffrosaw.

Media: Is the LRSD going to enter the MLG / Game Battles Pro Ladder 4 man team? If so Who will make up the four man squad?

Jeffrosaw: Well its hard to pick just four people from such a well oiled fighting machine like the LRSD. If you had to break us down to just four I’d probably pick Jeffrosaw, Jeffrosaw, Jeffrosaw and Jeffrosaw. Jeffrosaw is like four players he’s good he kills everyone.

Media: If the LRSD was to meet up against Mad Dog’s new team in the Pro-Ranks what would be the score?

Jeffrosaw: Well it wouldn’t be pretty. It would be terrible to have all of Mad Dogs blood on my hands.

The rest of the interview will be brought to you by HipHopJunky Productions whos will be posting to the Online Video in the upcoming weeks.  Also We are likely to have an exclusive interview with MadDog himself explaining why he left the top clan in the nation and we will also have Mad Dog’s response to Jeffrosaws comments.